I want a corgi

(via handjob)

asker

Anonymous asked: This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol

rememberingsuunday:

fuckboy symptoms:

  • timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
  • connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
  • colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
  • gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date

how to spot a fuckboy:

  • white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
  • he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
  • relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
  • looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
  • can’t find the clitoris

fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know

I’m so glad this isn’t me, I’m like the opposite of this websites definition of white straight boy , yet I am pretty much straight . Idk

rneerkat:

with great power comes a great electricity bill

(via communistbakery)

Theres a brief moment when you first wake up, where you have no memories. A blissful blank slate, a happy emptiness. — AnnaSophia Robb, The Carrie Diaries (via collapsed)

(via communistbakery)

(via jamal2002)

heyoitsmya:

me playing sports

heyoitsmya:

me playing sports

(via earthdad)

officialunitedstates:

going into a restaurant and ordering “bread stinks” so that the waiter thinks you’re ordering bread sticks but isn’t really sure why you’d pronounce it like that

kars:

I am awake but at what price

(via iamnevertheone)

rpgfanatics:

Some nutcase was screaming about the Jesus on my campus. Meanwhile, someone had a much more important message to spread…http://rpgfanatics.tumblr.com

That’s golden

rpgfanatics:

Some nutcase was screaming about the Jesus on my campus. Meanwhile, someone had a much more important message to spread…
http://rpgfanatics.tumblr.com

That’s golden

Eaten Sandwich }